Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Terrible idea I love it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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