why didn't you poke me back
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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