Whod you bang
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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