Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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