Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Pooping to opera.
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