Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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