So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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