we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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