I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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