your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you had me at cake vodka
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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