My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I party with great urgency now.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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