D3 body, D1 cock
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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