I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
