i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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