i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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