also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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