My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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