***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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