So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Congratulations! We have a period
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