So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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