Whod you bang
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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