Im at strip club and am horny
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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