i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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