All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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