you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
