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So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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