Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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