that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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