We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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