Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
