The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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