You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
