i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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