with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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