New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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