Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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