You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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