Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize