i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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