i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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