The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
