I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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