I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i dont even know how to be here
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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