How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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