Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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