why im i the only drunk person in the library?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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