i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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