I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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