fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
that is very illegal...i love you.
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