I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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