Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Who died my cat blue again?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize