if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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