Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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