My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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